Monday, March 29, 2010

I spend more time in the gym than a porn star does on a casting couch

I'm considering applying for a job at the gym. I say this only because I'm now upping my 45 minutes of cardio a day to 70 minutes, which equals 60 on the stairs and 10 on the treadmill, followed by 30 minutes of circuit training. I'm now officially in the gym more time than a porn star spends on a casting couch.

However, today I increased my circuit training with my trainer and one of my BFFs to one full hour after my 70 minutes of cardio. Oh yeah, my BFF has a knock-out body with legs of a Gazelle, and it takes every fiber of my being to allow her be anywhere near me in the gym.

But because I'm a giver with no resentment towards those who have better genes than I - I refrain from throwing a 10 lb. medicine ball at her when she's in the middle of her bench presses. "Hey, Robin catch!!!"

Anyhooo, I felt strong today. Yeah bring it on - I can do anything, anything I say. Except fight the PMS induced mother nature gale force winds. Today in Northern Nevada we experienced record breaking winds of 70 miles per hour, and our trainer thought we should spend a little time outside. I kid you not, the airport wouldn't let planes land, yet our trainer feels a little time with Katrina will only make us stronger.

I don't know about you, but it is incredibly distracting to have the wind blow through your ears creating an annoying whistling sound as it passes through the vacuous chamber where my brain used to be before I started training to be a Super Hero.

So with all that said, I had 70 minutes of cardio and 60 minutes of circuit - so I figure I've got to weigh 15 pounds less tomorrow morning. I'll let you know how that works out. I hope my trainer is okay tomorrow, because I just had a vision of a house landing on him and his beautiful ruby slippers.

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